Monday, February 9, 2009

Match.com

I joined match.com
I put "bangs" in the search engine but was not pleased with the results.
Every girl on there lists Twilight as the last book they have read. I hate that shit.
Match.com charges on a sliding scale determined by your desperation.
I only have two pictures on there neither one of them are of my abs.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Reps at work

One of the 40 year old reps stands out to me because he brought a hot 18 year old to the Christmas party at work. I was immediately impressed. Today at work he asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him i went to a concert to which he responded, " I like The Fray, I bet they'd be cool to see." Only later did I realize that this was probably his 18 year old chick pick-up line.