Things I Couldn't do If I Did Not Live Alone #1

#1. Read Hamlet while going to the bathroom.
Reading on the toilet is generally considered normal and I personally prefer Shakespeare as my lavatory literature of choice. But with Shakespeare I like how the words sound a lot more than how they read. So I read Hamlet out loud. I also use voices for the different parts. My Polonious is okay but im especially proud of my Gertrude.