Numbers

I love the shit outta numbers. I'd rather have numbers than words. For example I wish that when someone asks me how my weekend was an acceptable answer would simply be "six." Actually I love numbers so much I wish I could break it down even more.

Productivity: 2

Relaxation: 6

Fun: 8

And I would have a time series chart showing the correlation between the three. I think I love number so much because they can be so accurate. To me saying this weekend rated a 10 in "fun" communicates infinitely more than "dude, it rocked."

The thing I hate most about my job is the reports they make me do. I get to design the format of the reports but not the numbers within them. It keeps me up at night. I grind my teeth. Why does the owner want to keep track of the number of presentations made and the number of positive reactions......

I've decided to stop. The entire article can be summed up in this: I love numbers so much that I hate it when they are misconstrued.

The End.