Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Requisites for girl friend...

1. Bangs: At first I thought that maybe I just really liked bangs but lately I'm thinking that maybe I just find foreheads really unattractive.
2. AT&T Cell Phone Service: Hey, free mobile to mobile. I'm not made of minutes.
3. The ability (or mental retardation) to laugh at anything I say.
4. A dorky interest or hobby that allows me to feel more comfortable being dorky myself.
5. Cool spending a Sunday watching Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon.
6. An intense hatred of all sports. (Strong boredom at the least)
7. Wicked boobs

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